Thursday, September 18, 2008
Ready on Day One
Senator McCain pledges to firmly face down the threat posed by, uh, Spain.
Prime Minister Zapatero: Mr. President, my government offers our support in this crisis. I give you my word as a Spaniard.
President McCain, through clenched teeth: No good. I've known too many Spaniards.
McCain also promises to take a firm stand on aggression by the King of Siam, and to take swift and decisive action against the Barbary Pirates.