Thursday, September 18, 2008

Ready on Day One

Senator McCain pledges to firmly face down the threat posed by, uh, Spain.

Prime Minister Zapatero: Mr. President, my government offers our support in this crisis. I give you my word as a Spaniard.

President McCain, through clenched teeth: No good. I've known too many Spaniards.

McCain also promises to take a firm stand on aggression by the King of Siam, and to take swift and decisive action against the Barbary Pirates.


david james keaton said...

speaking of twitchy McCain, how about that debate? he looks like he's gonna flip out and pull a gun like the dude in Billy Madison when asked about ethics.

however, i DO love these white dudes that are losing their minds at the idea of a black president, all sputtering and rattling their newspapers. i hope they start blowing their brains out the day after the election. when i turn on the news the next morning, i hope it looks like the preview for "The Happening"

Anonymous said...

What's a brother got to do to get an update 'round here?