Senator McCain pledges to firmly face down the threat posed by, uh, Spain.
Prime Minister Zapatero: Mr. President, my government offers our support in this crisis. I give you my word as a Spaniard.
President McCain, through clenched teeth: No good. I've known too many Spaniards.
McCain also promises to take a firm stand on aggression by the King of Siam, and to take swift and decisive action against the Barbary Pirates.
2 comments:
speaking of twitchy McCain, how about that debate? he looks like he's gonna flip out and pull a gun like the dude in Billy Madison when asked about ethics.
however, i DO love these white dudes that are losing their minds at the idea of a black president, all sputtering and rattling their newspapers. i hope they start blowing their brains out the day after the election. when i turn on the news the next morning, i hope it looks like the preview for "The Happening"
What's a brother got to do to get an update 'round here?
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